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2001-05-10

Oh wondrous monkeys, do note::: YOU MUST WRITE AN ENTRY OR YOUR APLHPANESS WILL FALL INTO INDISPUTABLE QUESTION!!! see below...

lettuce say that herein, and thus forthly, this entry shall be known as the OFFICIAL M0NKEYTASTIC DIARY RING ENTRY PAGE.

cuz apparently that is necessary.

AND lettuce state that herein is an exclusive community of people who shun the current norms of social primate exclusion... nay nay nay, there shall be no simian snubbing by these noble diarylanders! for they are M0NKEYTASTIC!

they cherish and groom their inner monkey natures.

they sometimes reach over and groom each other's inner monkey natures, too.

feel as though your evolutionary status allows you to espouse the method and means of INNER MONKEY NATURE????????? (cue thunder, cloud scene broken by hand of god, etc.)

write an entry concerning your (or someone else's) inner monkey nature. if what you say strokes my philosophical banana, you will be allowed to join the world of the M0NKEYTASTIC ALPHA MONKEYS! thenceforth you can proudly display the stunning ALPHA MONKEY GRAPHIC (as seen on your left), to let everyone else know you are three steps ahead of them on the evolutionary stairway to heaven!!!

The following are the exact phrases which won these monkeys their rightful place among the elite:



sn00t:: i amuse myself enough on a daily basis; enough so to warrant me allowing myself to join my own webring.

scraps:: "However, upon reconsideration I feel that the monkeys should have sympathy for me. I put up with the electrodes in a pathetic plea for approval, but everybody approves of a monkey. They are above criticism."

augustdreams:: mixing monkeys and cheap thrills is always an option.

bondage-babe:: "there are lots of things blue monkeys like to do: chase cubs, make fun of the red monkeys and perv over the lilac monkeys". ummm. little early teen-angsty and does the numbers-stand-for-letters thing, but actually wrote an entry, which is more than i can say for the last twelve applicants. so. there you go.

gretl:: comparing your ex-(boy/girl)friends to primates is a wonderful way to be m0nkeytastic. it is not only approved, it's highly encouraged!

bonniewonnie:: automatically m0nkeytastic because of the Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock quote. it's my favortie poem, i know it by heart. i could've dealt with a little more monkeyism, but HEY, it's summer solstice, why be cranky.

toothbrush:: was very bad and didn't write anything about monkeys, but i am too hungover to care, *and* i am a sucker for a good oral hygiene thematic and dental "money shot".

caronblocks:: is a breath of fresh air in a very stale, and often unmonkey-like world. she also has a cute kid, and managed to toss in the phrase "urine monkey". and, hell, who doesn't like urine??

eska:: "When she is cute and good I call her minkie - miss monkey. When she is cranky and mean I call her bunky - butt monkey."

maddypooh:: proving once and for all that household pets can be monkeytastic too.



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