2000-08-21

numbers make the world go 'round:

hours i spent vomiting in my bathroom last night: 4

my drunkeness level just prior to those four hours (on a scale of 0-10): 0

level of surety that i ate cheese fries of doom last night (on a scale of 1-10): 10

times before last night i have blown lettuce out of my nose: 0

number of emails i have received in my email account in the last three days: 3

number of emails i have sent myself today to see if the damn thing is working: 4

number of those emails i have received: 0

level of anxiety i have over not receiving an email from the New Boy (1-10): 6

surety i have that perhaps he did email me and i just haven't received it because yahoo is a bloody pathetic excuse for a mail doler (1-10): 1

hours today i spent sleeping: 5

hours today i spent laying in bed: 9

number of harry potter books i bought for my brother's birthday: 2

surety i have that i will actually read the copy of war and peace that i bought myself: 10

surety i have that i won't read it anywhere outside of my house for fear of appearing pretentious: 10

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

number of days i have sworn off of drinking because it always turns me into a slobbering idiot who does idiotic things and cries too much and makes too much of a fuss to even be believed: 30.

so there. i ain't drinking for a month. come shivers, shakes, beer fests, jesus bearing goblets of wine, I SHALL NOT DRINK.

it's gonna be hard. but i have to do something.

surety i have that this is gonna suck big sweaty hairy urine-reeked balls (1-10): 100,000,000